I hate allergies so much. I don’t know if there is a way to be rid of them for good. if there is I’ll sell my left testicle for it. I’ll even throw in a toe to get it ASAP. Until then, I’m hoping that the Zyrtek I bought today will suffice and so will the two sets of eye drops I bought as well. However, my nose keeps getting stuffed up. I bought spray, but it only makes me sneeze more and makes it feel like I have a million monkeys throwing feces all up in my nasal cavity causing it to become clogged up. I should also bring up the fact that my car looks like the jolly green Giant blew a powdery load all over it (pollen). I hosed it down and it’s still there. There’s no hope. As much as I love the sprig time and fall, the only set back of spring is the pollen. I feel it the second I walk outside, or open my window. The rush of little tiny minions attacking my immune system and causing my bronchioli to constrict, mucus to build up in my nasal passages and lungs, and causing my eyes to look like that of a stoner, or (redder than the devil’s dick.) To this I say farewell for I must venture out into the world. I will be vulnerable to all allergens, I just hope they go easy on my today.